WHY
GOD MADE MUMS Answers given by 2nd year
school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the selotape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How
did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just
used bigger parts.
Why
did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's
mum like me.
What
kind of a little girl was your mum?
1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other
stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess
would be pretty bossy.
3.. They say she used to be nice.
What
did mum need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?
Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least 1 million a year? Did he say NO
to drugs and YES to chores?
Why
did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my
mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mum didn't have her thinking cap
on.
Who's
the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because
dad's such an idiot.
2.. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the
stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mum is, but only because she has a lot more to
do than dad.
What's
the difference between mums and dads?
1. Mums work at work and work at home and dads just go to
work at work.
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring
them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but mums have all the real
power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your
friends.
4. Mums have magic; they make you feel better without
medicine.
What
does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What
would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think
some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If
you could change one thing about your mum, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room
clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mum smarter. Then she would know it was my
sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible
eyes on the back of her head.
WHEN
YOU STOP LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND
AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good
laugh!!!
5 comments:
Heehee, brilliant Sandy. Awwww arent Mammys great. Ive just got off the phone with mine after an hour conversation and a lot of laughing, at her expense, lol. Lee xx
hahaha that is brilliant sandy.especially love hte eyes in the back of her head bit, hehe :D
xx coops xx
Just love this - I've sent it to everyone I know! TFS. xx Jill B
LOL! x
Hiya, these are just soo funny. I think I will be reading the list every now and then just to make me smile. Thanks.
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